shylaabuff:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

I’m going to do this to many people now.

(Source: aru, via i-loved-you-m0re)

fuckingniall:

my thighs don’t touch because i’m fat they touch because they’re in love

(Source: cheerupsmelly, via theparkbenchisneverfaraway)

mamamantis:

so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously

(via theparkbenchisneverfaraway)

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

(Source: bigstupidbaby, via theparkbenchisneverfaraway)